the children are all sick....

Ok, so it's still the 1st day of vaca. All the children aren't sick, but the 2 whinest ones are. The 38 year old male and the 9 (tomorow) year old female. I have gone to Wally World (it's close) and asked of the pharmasist:
 " I need something to knock out a 9 year old and an adult."

Strange look (it's a guy pharmasist)" "Are they sick?"

Me: "Oh yeah."

Pharmasist: "What are their symptoms?"

Me:  "Grouchy, whiny, grumpy, irritating, and in general...awake."

 He's confused and calls the other pharmasist. A girl, and I repeat my symptoms.

Girl Pharmasist: "Not how they are acting, dear. What's wrong with them."

I give them the general run down for each subject. I have it written down so I don't get them confused.

Me: "Just make sure it puts them both to sleep and I don't care what it tastes like, smells like, looks like, or costs."

Pharmasist: "You can give them nite time meds in the day, I guess. I don't reccomend it because it messes up your cyclical clock." Looked it up on my phone. It's your interal alarm clock. REALLY?

Me: "I can clear this up. Do you sell Tequila here?"

Pharmasist: " No, why do you want that?" Horror on his face, the female pharmasist (say that 5 times fast) has gone.

Me: "Because if you don't sell something to make me oblivious to the nagging, then the least you can do is sell me the knock out juice for them."

I left the store with something for both. I have dosed them and await the results with baited breath. If it doesn't work I may have to send them to Wally World to sit in the pharmacy and drive that dude crazy. Bet he comes off the good stuff then.
I have yet to start cleaning the house.